The New Sexuality

PS we love you

2008-02-29T05:04:00.000-08:00

HEY EVERYBODY

to prevent the extinction of this blog, I have no choice but to lift my bitten-to-the-quick and paint-ink-stained fingers to update :D

Just some general updates

1) the post of girlfriend (of Huimei) has recently been vacated, any applicants please direct your enquiries to myself ( I refuse to let others handle this task!)

2) Geoffrey is now a confirmed Huimeisexual. A very, VERY confirmed one ;)

3) Due to the excessive amount of homework and stress I'm going to be under, please dont hate me if you cant find me. Leave me a msg online or on my phone, and I'll reply when I can ;D

4) We'd like to extend a warm welcome back to the Sec 3's who have recently gone to OBS; I'm sure it was an enriching and memorable, if not FUN TO THE MAX experience. Personally, I'M GOING BACK!!! haha yeah

5) thats about all folks. Much much love, and dont forget to reach out and touch somebody new everyday ;)

Repeal it!

2007-10-20T05:46:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTGrzte9ZjQ

With the permission of the Spectacular Squish, I'm broadcasting both this video as well as an appeal to oppose the Penal Code 377A. If you can, please, do go to http://repeal377a.com and sign the petition against that law. The details are all there, so please, spare a little time and go check it out.

Thank you. (:

JtB.

Resurrection! (And also updates)

2007-10-20T00:32:00.000-07:00

Greetings once more, my sexies!

Yes, it has been too long, and I apologize for lousy examinations, procrastination and lack of proper contact with the esteemed Huimei. As of yet we have been unable to obtain proper photographs of our object of affection, and so I beg for your patience.

And now for the long awaited updates:

1. The Members

We have finally gotten down a proper memberlist, consisting of full-fledged and affirmed Huimeisexuals as well as the minority of Meisexual(s).

Evil President - Joytheboy

Huimeisexuals:

- Sham
- Yoda
- Sarah Potatoe
- Seth
- Tanya
- Saffy
- Vanny
- Sher

Meisexuals (has not gone through the official ceremony):

- Geoff

If you have any objections to your name as displayed up here, please feel free to leave your Pseudonym and who you are on the tagboard so that I may edit it to your liking. :D

2. Posts

Posts of the HRA are open for the taking and here they are! :

1. Evil Vice-President
2. Stalker
3. Photograph stealer
4. Worshipper
5. The Sexy Beast
6. Website Hacker/Upkeeper
7. Blackmailer
8. Witnesses (for Ceremonies, Huimeilove moments etc)
9. Hug distributor
10. The extra

Campaigning for posts starts today and may take place on the tagboard itself. If it is too long and cannot fit in the small yellow rectangle, feel free to email Joytheboy at huimeisexual@gmail.com with your campaign speech, or if you have any queries about the different posts.

Not happy with the choice of posts? Let me know your suggestions for different titles to add on to or replace the ones up there! Remember, Huimei loves all, no matter what title you may have!

3. Website

Please let me know also if you are eager to play a part in the Huimeisexual Website, as it is open to editing, posting and so forth. Leave your email on the tagboard and I'll email you with the details, or if you're afraid that you'll get a bevy of internet stalkers, the gmail is ready to be utilized. Trust me, it likes receiving emails. :D

If you would like to add on to the HRA by initiating Friendster, Facebook or other related groups to worship her, please feel free to leave the website on the tagboard so that it can be added on to the site. Anything goes! :D

4. Emailing

As mentioned above, the official email address for the HRA is huimeisexual@gmail.com . Do feel free to send any fanmail, pictures and etc to us so that we may display it on the site! Flames will also be put up for our amusement if they aren't printed out to be used as toilet paper first. :D Much love to you all!

5. The Mascot

Say hello to Lemmy the Tundra Lemming, our very own Mascot for the HRA! Isn't he the cutest thing? XD

Lemmy's form first made itself known to us through Sherman's Lagoon, where Sherman the Shark had given a gift of frozen Tundra Lemmings to Thornton the Polar bear. The complete adorabilis of the Lemming charmed Huimei into squealing "OMG IT'S SO BLOODY CUTE" and demanding it to become our very own mascot for the HRA.

The picture above shows the live-version of Lemmy enjoying a snowbath. The Lemmy we intended to use as our mascot was not very live. But adorable nonetheless!

If anyone can find the actual cartoon of Lemmy the Frozen Tundra Lemming in Sherman's Lagoon, please notify us immediately so that we may show his lemming face to the world! We will give you chocolate, so please and thank you. :D

Alrighty, that's about all the updates for now. Don't forget to send in those fanmails, post requests and hugs!

Because hugs are always good.

Regards,

Joytheboy.

Think Huimei/Everyone.

2007-08-21T03:42:00.000-07:00

Greetings lovers, one and all.

A very warm welcome to the readers of this newly founded blog! As you can see, this web log has been created for the due purpose of fawning over our sweetheart and evil master, Huimei. Here we express our adoration for the sexy Squishtess, be it in loving worship, complete exasperation, or nice, eye-opening blackmail.

Here, we welcome members of any age, race, religion and of course, gender. So long as you may have some form of love for the beloved Huimei, you can easily become a Huimeisexual. However, before you are officially incorporated and allow yourself to accept this sexuality, you must first go through a simple test to prove yourself as a true Huimeisexual. Otherwise, you will be considered simply a Huisexual or a Meisexual, and while that is good as well, it is simply not on par with those who have embraced their sexuality.

The official ceremony to become a Huimeisexual goes as such:

One must personally allow him or herself to be seduced by Huimei for five minutes. If you can survive her innuendo and pick-up lines for that full three hundred seconds, you will be considered a true Huimeisexual.

It is such an easy test that many are embracing their newfound sexuality today! However, do not let the numbers intimidate you. At the end of it all, there will always be enough Huimei to go around, so don't think you don't have a chance! ;D

That's right folks. Start the loving and be a Huimeisexual today!

Regards,
Joytheboy
Evil President of the H.R.A
(Huimeisexuality Rights Association)