Greetings lovers, one and all.
A very warm welcome to the readers of this newly founded blog! As you can see, this web log has been created for the due purpose of fawning over our sweetheart and evil master, Huimei. Here we express our adoration for the sexy Squishtess, be it in loving worship, complete exasperation, or nice, eye-opening blackmail.
Here, we welcome members of any age, race, religion and of course, gender. So long as you may have some form of love for the beloved Huimei, you can easily become a Huimeisexual. However, before you are officially incorporated and allow yourself to accept this sexuality, you must first go through a simple test to prove yourself as a true Huimeisexual. Otherwise, you will be considered simply a Huisexual or a Meisexual, and while that is good as well, it is simply not on par with those who have embraced their sexuality.
The official ceremony to become a Huimeisexual goes as such:
One must personally allow him or herself to be seduced by Huimei for five minutes. If you can survive her innuendo and pick-up lines for that full three hundred seconds, you will be considered a true Huimeisexual.
It is such an easy test that many are embracing their newfound sexuality today! However, do not let the numbers intimidate you. At the end of it all, there will always be enough Huimei to go around, so don't think you don't have a chance! ;D
That's right folks. Start the loving and be a Huimeisexual today!
Regards,
Joytheboy
Evil President of the H.R.A
(Huimeisexuality Rights Association)
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